THE LEGEND OF ROOSTER OF BARCELOS ( BABEL RIDICULOUS VERSION )

According to the legend, silver had been stolen from a landowner in Barcelos, a city in North Portugal, and the inhabitants of that city were looking for the criminal who had committed the crime. Babel Radio show is more than sure that it was actually some gangsta rapper, who wanted to make bling-bling out of it and then disappeared to United States, but since there are no criminal records from that time, we are not sure.

One day, a man from neighboring Galicia turned up and became suspect, despite his pleas of innocence. He looked like Michael Jackson, spoke with Samuel L. Jackson´s voice and was a nymphomaniac. The Galician swore that he was merely passing through Barcelos on a Pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostelato complete a promise. The promise was to steal some nice looking girls from Portugal and become a pimp in Spain.

Nevertheless, the authorities were very angry since Galician did not listen to Babel Radio Show. So they arrested the Galician and condemned him to hang. The man asked them to take him in front of the judge who had condemned him. The authorities honored his request and took him to the house of the magistrate, who was holding a banquet with some friends. There were many prostitutes, and everyone was drunk, having sex and wearing masks that resembled Bill Clinton´s face. Poor Galician had to drink wine, and sleep with one Eastern-European girl to kill time, cause judge was doing cocaine upstairs for 2 hours. When he finally returned, he was very egoistic and narcistic, not giving a fuck about the Galician, who tried to beg and plead for many hours. The judge just did not listen. For some strange reason, somebody had put LSD to Galician wine cup and he found somekind of divine connection with rooster that was chilling in the banquet. As the LSD came on, they both became soulmates, forever connecting souls.

Affirming his innocence, the Galician pointed to a roasted cock on top of the banquet table and exclaimed, "It is as certain that I am innocent as it is certain that this rooster will crow when they hang me." The judge became suprised and cancelled his plan to eat the rooster. Since it was something totally different from wines, prostitutes and cocaine, judge wanted to see some action immediately. He ordered his followers to hang Galician immediately, since time is money. Galician started to cry, ´cause he could not become a pimp in Spain.

However, while the potential pimp was being hanged, the rooster stood up on the table and crowed as the Galician predicted. Understanding his error, the judge – naked and still on cocaine - ran to the gallows, only to discover that the Galician had been saved from hanging thanks to a poorly made knot in the rope. The man was immediately freed and sent off in peace. He went to pilgrimage and became a pimp.


listen the show at:

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